What.



fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

cockkkkkkkk:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

okaymad:

~movie night master post~
90’s movies
wedding comedies
romantic movies
sports movies
and a little extra:
best movie night snacks!!!
teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via sorry)

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via sorry)

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

(via sorry)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(Source: sexvalent, via officialmcdonaldsblog)

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via sorry)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via tyleroakley)

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