What.



natmastafunk:

It’s time
awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

sagihairius:

Imagine being really into someone and you’re about to have sex and you’re undressing and the person has those tearaway pants they just tear off their pants

gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
theogblackjesus:

:(((((
okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

flomation:

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

I’m lying on the ground.

(via lohanthony)

agentsofcracked:

my time has come
I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via sorry)

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